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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the

animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are

punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

 

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is

prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may

only see their reflection in a mirror.

 

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also

applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered

with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

 

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

 

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside

and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having

sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden

for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job

anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

 

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous

husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on

the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

 

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in

tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

 

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the

first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

 

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman

and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough

problem that they had to pass this law?)

 

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with

one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine

only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the

premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

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SEX FACTS

 

 

 

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the

animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal are

punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

 

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is

prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may

only see their reflection in a mirror.

 

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also

applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered

with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

 

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

 

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside

and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having

sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden

for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute; is there any job

anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

 

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous

husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on

the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

 

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in

tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

 

 

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman

and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough

problem that they had to pass this law?)

 

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with

one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine

only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the

premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the

first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

 

ahem! This is an absolute lie! and the least an exageration. There are no "special" rites involving a mother in Colombia. Trust me I am a Colombian and there is no way that this is true.

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the

first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

 

ahem! This is an absolute lie! and the least an exageration. There are no "special" rites involving a mother in Colombia. Trust me I am a Colombian and there is no way that this is true. i missed that one.

:lol

none of em are true.

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

 

Which head?

 

:whistle Hahah

 

While I was reading that, I was thinking the same thing and I was like I know someone already thought of it...

 

Sure enough, it was the 1st reply lol I was gonna say the same thing...but someone already said it.

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the

first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

 

ahem! This is an absolute lie! and the least an exageration. There are no "special" rites involving a mother in Colombia. Trust me I am a Colombian and there is no way that this is true. i missed that one.

:lol

none of em are true. that one almost made me lose interest in fine columbian women

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the

first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

 

ahem! This is an absolute lie! and the least an exageration. There are no "special" rites involving a mother in Colombia. Trust me I am a Colombian and there is no way that this is true. i missed that one.

:lol

none of em are true. that one almost made me lose interest in fine columbian women

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