JohnRambo

This is going to be a good one.

Meh, the original Rambo, Rocky and then Copland were good flicks. I mean, yeah, Stallone sucks, but it's not like his career's total trash. Thanks for the kind words.

Hey, ummm, happy new years.

Hey yo...uhhh...I didn't see my name mentioned on that list. I killed an entire f***ing village and shot down an apache with a rocket launcher.

Uh, thanks a lot. I just want you to know I'd make a really good sparring partner. I wouldn't take no cheaps shot neither, ya know.

Mine isn't very common.

I would kick both of their asses.

stop what?

Damn it, Ahuva does make some good food. She fed me after I blew up that small village.

Ahuva, you remember that hot, sweaty night in the Jungle a few years back?

I've got a badass computer that can also fire grenades off.

Yes, I've shot one before.

Welcome to the boards. If anyone gives you any trouble, you let me know.

I am John Rambo. I will make a trap out of a branch and a vine. You will go crying home to your mother.

Holly, if you want a real man, I have arrived. Those DW22 and Laz guys will get crushed by me.