WillisNoGood

I'm an idiot? Maybe I am... BECAUSE I BOUGHT SEASON TICKETS TO WATCH DOUBLE A LEVEL BASEBALL!!!!!! Why? Because I love the game, and I love this team..... Unfortunately, I don't live in Fantasy Land- as do many of you fine people.

The Matrlins closer, whomever it ends up being, MAY get 30 CHANCES at a save this year- tops. This team will not win more than 51 games... I GUARANTEE IT.

All of you fools getting on here saying that the Fish are going to win 70 or more games are going to be in for a very unpleasant surprise... The Marlins are in the National League East... This is the most competitive division in the National League, and we will be playing the majority of our games against the Braves, Phillies, and much-improved Mets.. Even the Nationals have more legitamite major-league talent on their roster. I'm not saying that this team won't be fun to watch- but don't go into this season expecting them to win very many games... Even if their offensive players post great numbers, this pitching staff will not be able to shut any teams down... And what happens when the young starters can't go more than 5 innings per start, or are getting shelled for the first two innings of a game... the bullpen will be awful. It's not going to be pretty, people.... But at least you can make it easier on yourself by not expecting 70 wins out of these little punks... Lots of messy baseball in our very near future, kids. And what is with you people thinking that Cabrera is going to hit .300+ with 30+ HR and 100 RBI??? Who is going to pitch to Miguel Cabrera with this surrounding cast??? Cabrera has a terrible attitude at times and will strike out 150 times being an impatient little punk. 51 WINS.... I GUARANTEE IT....

WE WILL BE THE WORST TEAM IN MLB... WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE ACCEPT THIS????

THE TEAMS RECORD WILL BE: 51-111 BE REALISTIC, THERE ARE NO MORE THAN 4 PLAYERS ON THIS TEAM THAT WOULD MAKE ANYONE ELSE'S MAJOR LEAGUE ROSTER. BATTING AVERAGES, HOMERUNS, RBI'S: CHRIS AGUILA .250, 6 HR, 39 RBI, 16 SB, 12 CS HANLEY RAMIREZ .235, 5 HR, 45 RBI JEREMY HERMIDA .280, 17 HR, 76 RBI MIGUEL CABRERA .281, 25 HR, 95 RBI (150K's) MIKE JACOBS .275, 15 HR, 64 RBI, ON 15 DAY DL 2X's JOSH WILLINGHAM .262, 12 HR, 56 RBI DAN UGGLA .240, 11 HR, 40 RBI MIGUEL OLIVO .234, 8 HR, 37 RBI THAT LINEUP SUCKS. THE HEART OF THE ORDER IS OKAY, BUT THEY WILL BE COMING TO THE PLATE WITH THE BASES EMPTY MOST OF THE TIME. YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS IF YOU THINK THIS TEAM WON'T LOSE 100 OR MORE GAMES. AS BAD AS THE HITTING WILL BE- THE ROTATION WILL BE EVEN WORSE. THE ROTATION: DONTRELLE WILLIS 12-14 4.11 ERA JASON VARGAS 11-16 4.77 ERA Y PETIT 1-5 9.50 ERA BRIAN MOEHLER (BEFORE MOVE TO BULLPEN) 1-4 6.25 ERA JOSH JOHNSON 3-6 5.65 ERA CRAPPY JOURNEYMAN VETERAN 1-4 4.90 ERA SCOTT OLSEN 9-11 4.30 ERA SERGIO MITRE 11-13 4.70 ERA OVERALL= 48-73 THE BULLPEN: NATE BUMP 1-4 4.66 ERA JOE BOROWSKI 1-9 TRAVIS BOWYER 0-5 5.91 ERA LOGAN KENSING 0-5 5.25 ERA A BUNCH OF TERRIBLE GUYS WHO SHOULD BE DRIVING BEER TRUCKS: 1-19 9.75 ERA FACE IT PEAOPLE- I LOVE BASEBALL, AND I WILL GO TO GAMES BECAUSE OF THAT, BUT THIS TEAM IS GOING TO BE AWFUL. IF YOU ARE EXPECTING A MAJOR LEAGUE PRODUCT, YOU ARE IN FOR A VERY LONG YEAR... HAVE FUN WATCHING THE KIDS DEVELOP, THAT'S MY ONLY ADVICE. SOME OF THEM MAY BECOME SOMETHING. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY BE MORE FRUSTRATING THAN LAST YEAR'S UNDERACHIEVERS. THE BOTTOM THREE IN THE ROTATION WILL BE A REVOLVING DOOR, AND WE WILL BE BETTER TOWARD THE END OF THE SEASON ONCE WE FIGURE OUT WHO FITS IN WHERE... WE WILL HAVE THE WORST RECORD IN BASEBALL AT THE ALLSTAR BREAK WITHOUT QUESTION... CABRERA WILL BE OUR LONE REPRESENTATIVE- AND HE WONT HAVE QUALITY NUMBERS AT THAT POINT... DEAL WITH IT, PEOPLE.... IT IS AFTER ALL, JUST A GAME!