StantonisKing

Who would name their kid Destinee Hooker? I bet growing up with that name was fun.

Even if these two runs come in to make it 3-3, I still like what Eovaldi did tonight.

Its the padres guys... Are you being serious? If you are, it doesn't matter who he is pitching against. He has hit 96 mph and his curve has looked great. Impressive showing by Eovaldi tonight.

A caught bunt and infield pop, nice.

He looked impressive that inning. That curve is sick. Hopefully he can continue to hit 95 on the gun.

That was boring and odd. Not good when you're just waiting for it to end.

I'm okay with Reyes, EB, Stanton, Ruggiano next season. After that the FO has alot of work to do to turn this offense around.

BJ Upton sucks. Can't hit for contact, meh power. All he has is speed.

I go on vacation for a couple of days and come back to find Hanley, Anibal, and Infante gone. Wow. Like the two pitchers the Marlins got in the Tigers trade though.

Keep Buehrle, Stanton, Bonifacio, Ruggiano Buck Lee(?) Infante Reyes Ramirez Morrison - 5 star prospect... boy did alot of people miss on projecting him. Johnson Anibal Nolasco Zambrano All gone. Boom! restocked farm system. I know I said earlier today that I wasn't ready to give up, after tonight I'm ready. Fixed. :lol You honestly want to keep Morrison?

Keep Buehrle, Stanton, Bonifacio, Ruggiano Buck Lee(?) Infante Reyes Ramirez Morrison - 5 star prospect... boy did alot of people miss on projecting him. Johnson Anibal Nolasco Zambrano All gone. Boom! restocked farm system. I know I said earlier today that I wasn't ready to give up, after tonight I'm ready.

Figures.

Lol... almost had a heart attack.

Hanley with RISP. Money in the f**king bank.

Almost got another one.

God these guys suck. Please don't include the Boner in that statement! Reggie Bush and EB need to race one day.

Call up Skipworth and have the 3 worst catcher options ever on a roster at the same time. School of bad history is better than no history at all.

Let the fast guy catch it, Morrison.

Hanley = the Tony Romo of baseball.

F**king Hanley

Don't you dare trade EB. Could have had an inside-the-park homerun possibly.

Hutton lives in Durango, huh? Lucky bastard.

Bomb another, Jose!

J.J. says walk-it-off Cubs outfield vendor!

Well, Hanley answered your prayers TheU Finish the year batting .350 He'd have to bat like .500 from here-on out. I'd be all for that, of course. McCutchen has it easy.