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A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.

 

"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"

 

"The Marlins."

 

"Why's that?"

 

"Well, my parents are both Marlins fans, so I'm a Marlins fan too."

 

"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"

 

"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

 

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A Spaniard named Jose came to Miami and wanted to attend a big league game. To his dismay he found that all the seats were sold out. However, the management gave him a high seat by the flagpole.

 

When he returned to his home country his friends asked him, "What kind of people are those Americans?"

 

He said, "Fine people, they gave me a special seat at the ball game and just before the game started that all stood up and sang, "Jose can you see?"

 

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I wasn't sure whether to post this in the Marlins forum or the Jokes forum, but all the jokes in the Jokes forum are offtopic non-baseball related so I figured i'd post this here :) .

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A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.

 

"Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"

 

"The Marlins."

 

"Why's that?"

 

"Well, my parents are both Marlins fans, so I'm a Marlins fan too."

 

"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"

 

"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

 

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A Spaniard named Jose came to Miami and wanted to attend a big league game. To his dismay he found that all the seats were sold out. However, the management gave him a high seat by the flagpole.

 

When he returned to his home country his friends asked him, "What kind of people are those Americans?"

 

He said, "Fine people, they gave me a special seat at the ball game and just before the game started that all stood up and sang, "Jose can you see?"

 

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I wasn't sure whether to post this in the Marlins forum or the Jokes forum, but all the jokes in the Jokes forum are offtopic non-baseball related so I figured i'd post this here :) .

lmao, that is so appropriate.

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"That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?"

 

"No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

 

 

ain't it the damn tuth. :lol :plain

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