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Stupid Criminals

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Flint, Michigan

A man in a hooded jacket approached a gas station clerk with a gun and demanded all the money. The clerk complied. When the robber returned to his home, police were there waiting. The jacket the man wore during the hold up was his high school varsity jacket. It had his full name and year he graduated.

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True story- When I was at Florida State University doing part of my master's degree, there was a robbery at a convenience store. It didn't take the police long to catch the suspects because although they were wearing masks, they did manage to wear their football jerseys with their names on them.

 

 

Hence, the nickname:

 

The FSU Criminoles.

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you got most of these from jay leno

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No none of em are from Leno Me thinks!

well, not that YOU got them from leno. what i meant was ive heard many of these on leno. as a matter of fact, he even calls it "stupid criminals" :mischief2

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well, not that YOU got them from leno. what i meant was ive heard many of these on leno. as a matter of fact, he even calls it "stupid criminals" :mischief2

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I got em from some weird website I'd say you probably heard em on Leno though.

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