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The Passion Is Returning To The Closet

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My conduct over the past few weeks has been....well, gay.

 

I am sorry for being a homo.

 

I have never had sexual relations with Furman, DetroitWhat, or Juanky.....just Craig.

 

My actions will not continue.

 

From this day forth, The Passion will be strictly straight.

 

 

Now, Where is The Women Of Marlinsbaseball.com thread?

My conduct over the past few weeks has been....well, gay.

 

I am sorry for being a homo.

 

I have never had sexual relations with Furman, SetroitWhat, or Juanky.....just Craig.

 

My actions will not continue.

 

From this day forth, The Passion will be strictly straight.

 

 

Now, Where is The Women Of Marlinsbaseball.com thread?

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Yeah, lets get that thread going again.

And I've never been out of the closet on here. Me and Holly are very happy thank you very much.

And I've never been out of the closet on here. Me and Holly are very happy thank you very much.

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has Holly seen your berries?

My conduct over the past few weeks has been....well, gay.

 

I am sorry for being a homo.

 

I have never had sexual relations with Furman, DetroitWhat, or Juanky.....just Craig.

 

My actions will not continue.

 

From this day forth, The Passion will be strictly straight.

 

 

Now, Where is The Women Of Marlinsbaseball.com thread?

457474[/snapback]

 

That's okay, you've shown enough testosterone to cover you for awhile.

 

But I'm still telling the frat that you're gay. You're totally gonna get your ass kicked, BRO!

And I've never been out of the closet on here.? Me and Holly are very happy thank you very much.

457479[/snapback]

has Holly seen your berries?

457482[/snapback]

 

No, but you have....D'OH!!!

 

:comesbackoutofcloset:

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My conduct over the past few weeks has been....well, gay.

 

I am sorry for being a homo.

 

I have never had sexual relations with Furman, DetroitWhat, or Juanky.....just Craig.

 

My actions will not continue.

 

From this day forth, The Passion will be strictly straight.

 

 

Now, Where is The Women Of Marlinsbaseball.com thread?

457474[/snapback]

 

That's okay, you've shown enough testosterone to cover you for awhile.

 

But I'm still telling the frat that you're gay. You're totally gonna get your ass kicked, BRO!

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I was saran rapped to my bed last night. And all the brothers have been going around with Dixie Cups taped to their asses for some reason. :plain

And I've never been out of the closet on here. Me and Holly are very happy thank you very much.

457479[/snapback]

has Holly seen your berries?

457482[/snapback]

 

No, but you have....D'OH!!!

 

:comesbackoutofcloset:

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I thought those were raisins

No, Holly has not seen my berries. That is saved for the wedding night.

No, Holly has not seen my berries. That is saved for the wedding night.

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so we still dont know who the father is? damn

No, Holly has not seen my berries.? That is saved for the wedding night.

457493[/snapback]

 

so we still dont know who the father is? damn

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This is where we call Maury.

Juanky can figure who the dad is by just tasting the sperm.

457503[/snapback]

 

Maybe you really are gay. I hear some gay men overcompensate when they can't admit it to themselves... and you are awfully pretty!

 

There are worse things to be.

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It couldnt have been me. I never touched you with my package.

 

Go ask Juanky or Furman.

id say furman, he like's em young.

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id say furman, he like's em young.

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He likes them young, white, and dipped in BBQ sauce.

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