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Family Guy Quotes

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Lois: Peter, why didn't you let me drive?

Peter: (While driving with his eyes blindfolded) That's crazy Lois, we all know women can't drive.

My favorite scene is with Kool Aid Man.

 

Judge : "Mr. Griffin, I think your words have touched us all. I?m sentencing you to twenty-four months in prison!" [hits the gavel]

Lois : "Oh no!"

Brain : "Oh no!"

Chris : "Oh no!"

Meg : "Oh no!"

Kool Aid Man : [crashing through the side of the courthouse] "Oh yeah!"

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That is my favorite Family Guy moment

Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.

(Lois and Peter stare in silence)

Meg: I'm alergic to peanuts.

(Peter and Lois keep staring)

Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)

Peter: Who was that guy?

 

Peter: I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once.

Brian: Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?

Peter: Oh yeah.

 

Peter: Let's play a game called Takin' the fall for Daddy If you win, I'll buy you a convertible when you get your license.

Meg: Really? Oh Daddy, now I love you again.

Peter: Oh, you're gonna make some Jewish Guy a great Wife.

 

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?

Adam West: How do you know my language?

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