July 20, 200421 yr Borat at the Savannah minor league game was the greatest thing ever. He went into the locker room after the game and went into the showers and made fun of the players. Bruno is cool too, but Borat is hilarious.
July 20, 200421 yr Borat is by far the best ... when he was showing pictures of his wife to the old people at the game very good stuff
July 20, 200421 yr Borat at the Savannah game with the old man. Borat- "Do you ever ehh pay the umpire to..." Old Man- "Oh, no no no, we dont do that, never" Borat- "What about i give him 10,000 pound tampon?? No applicator." too damn funny.
July 20, 200421 yr Would you like to see a picture of my sister? Guy: That's not your sister! Yes it is we just like pretending that we're husband and wife! Then when the black guy comes to serve everyone wine Borat: He's a slave right? Guys: No, No they made that illegal. Borat: That's too bad Wine Guy: Well it's good for them. Borat: but bad for us... Wine guy: Yeah
July 21, 200421 yr awwwwwwe man i havent seen the show i want to been meaning to when i seen the comercial on HBO i was like HELLLLLLLL YA anwyas all these posts really amde me laugh i thank all you...... im try to see the show ASAP
July 21, 200421 yr Borat is by far the BEST character !!!!! In his first episode when he is having dinner with the old lady and the old man, and he is talking about his sister being a prostitute, that was just freking hilarious The best Ali G shows are the ones he did in Europe, before HBO they are awesome
July 21, 200421 yr I think all his characters are funny. But what makes the show so hilarious are the people Ali G chooses to interview. They are f***ing clueless! He just asks them outrageous questions and they fall for it! :lol Borat at the dating agency: "I want girl with plowing experience" Lady: " You won't get American girls with plowing experience" Borat: "If she cheats on me, I crush her" Lady: "You may divorce her or leave her, but no crushing" :lol :lol :lol
July 22, 200421 yr Ali to The Police Dog expert Ali: What kind of color's are the dogs Dog Guy: Mostly blacks, occasionally we get a yellow or a chocolate lab Ali: Isn't that a bit racialist to take mostly black dogs. Guy: Not at all it's just the breed. Ali: Well will they ever be racialist and say their's a bomb in here let's get a bunch of brotha's up here. Than Bruno talking to the baptist pastor. Bruno: How many years have you been a straight man Man: I've been straight man all my life Bruno: You're saying you never had a walk in the brown or had a man give you a lap dance. Pastor: Never it's against the word of god. Bruno: Ok here we go. Pastor: No Bruno: You won't let me give you a lap dance, you afraid you might like it. Than later he asked the pastor if he can marry a chick with a dick and have it be hetero sexual.
July 22, 200421 yr Later Bruno asking the pastor if A Hetero sexual can do certain things Bruno: Ok, I'm going to give you a few examples and if it's ok say achiad and if it's not nish nish. Pastor: Fire away Bruno: Showering with another man Pastor: Absolutely not, It's totally wrong Bruno: It's a, It's a Pastor: Nish Nish Bruno: Watching Will and Grace Pastor: Nish Nish, it's ungodly Bruno: Being Fabulous Pastor: What's that? Bruno: You know, Being fabulos Pastor: Nish Nish, the bible says that it's a feminite lifestyle Bruno: Eating Brunch Pastor: Absolutely if you're doing it with a loving coalition of christian friends Bruno: It's a, It's a Pastor: achiad Bruno: Eating really choclatey objects and having it all over your face Pastor: Like I said if you're doing it with christian friends avoiding sin and eating it as a desert, achiad. If it's in a homosexual act, nish NISH
July 22, 200421 yr seen it today 4 da 1st time and my god....... it was so f***ing funny i was laughing like every 30 seconds...... that pastor guy was way too serious thats wha made the skit so funny..... this show f***ing rules...... 10.30 SUnday ill be watching......
July 24, 200421 yr check out harvard's commencement: http://video2.harvard.edu:8080/ramgen/plut...y2004Archive.rm fast forward to about 1:25:30
July 25, 200421 yr check out harvard's commencement: http://video2.harvard.edu:8080/ramgen/plut...y2004Archive.rm fast forward to about 1:25:30 473245[/snapback] :lol OMG! Ali G to Harvard Class 2004: "Just like the greatest civil rights leadah, Dr. Martin Luther Vandross. I is got a dream... Of little black girls and little white girls, playing with each otha. Let's make it happen" :lol :lol
July 26, 200421 yr "Do you think we should have gone to war if Saddam had The BLT's or if he had the the resourses to make BLT's" THan I lost it when he was walking around with that republican canidate. "Can Jews go to heaven" Candidate: No Then he was on a womans lawn talking to her "Vote for him because he is a strong leader like Stalin" "If you do not vote for him, he will crush you" THan later before he left "I will not leave till you swear on the eyes of your children that you will vote for him"
July 27, 200421 yr God > Man > Horse > Dog > Woman > Rat > Kratzouli 478384[/snapback] He will crush you if you don't vote for him, if you do you will be alright.
July 27, 200421 yr God > Man > Horse > Dog > Woman > Rat > Kratzouli 478384[/snapback] He will crush you if you don't vote for him, if you do you will be alright. 478451[/snapback] Don't you mean "a'ight"?
July 27, 200421 yr Nah, it was Borat, Khazikstani reporter. That charachter was doing the whole bit, probably one of the best bits on the show along with going to The Farm Vet and talking about STD's and animals using condoms and after Ali left the guy just looked to the ground and shook his head for about 2 minutes.
July 29, 200421 yr Nah, it was Borat, Khazikstani reporter. That charachter was doing the whole bit, probably one of the best bits on the show along with going to The Farm Vet and talking about STD's and animals using condoms and after Ali left the guy just looked to the ground and shook his head for about 2 minutes. 478627[/snapback] That was kinda sad. That veteran vet was just devastated. AliG just embarassed him. What was classic was when he saw that white chicken thing. The excitement was awesome.
August 7, 200421 yr check out harvard's commencement: http://video2.harvard.edu:8080/ramgen/plut...y2004Archive.rm fast forward to about 1:25:30 473245[/snapback] :lol OMG! Ali G to Harvard Class 2004: "Just like the greatest civil rights leadah, Dr. Martin Luther Vandross. I is got a dream... Of little black girls and little white girls, playing with each otha. Let's make it happen" :lol :lol 474765[/snapback] what a dream :lol
August 8, 200421 yr this is hilarious and lots of fun. http://www.cringehumor.net/borat_soundboard.html
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