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Da Ali G show

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theres some tv show in the mornin w/ some chick named ali...shes got humongosu bagfs under her eyes

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that alcohol gettin to ya?

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Here a little bit of a speech Ali G did in 2004 at Harvard University Commencement Speech

 

 

Professor G indahouse aiii. Big shout out de Harvard massiv [THROW UP 'H'] I iz done a capital 'H', coz Harvard iz a place innit - u see I ain't no ignoranus. Things like 'apple' and 'orange' do not start with a capital letter, unless dey iz at de start of a sentence - but some of you brainboxes probably know dat already innit. Me name be Ali G and me represent de UK [DO SIGNS].

 

The whole thing is really long... Da Ali G show

theres some tv show in the mornin w/ some chick named ali...shes got humongosu bagfs under her eyes

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that alcohol gettin to ya?

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stfu moonshine

I used to have like all of his shows downloaded on my laptop before se murio.

 

Gotta restart now I guess.

he said to that CIA guy

 

 

"what if like someone hijacks a train and drives it into da white house?"

he said to that CIA guy

 

 

"what if like someone hijacks a train and drives it into da white house?"

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Good Stuff.

 

:lol

The episode where the gay austrian (bruno?) goes to Alabama was on last night. It was hilarious. He went to a football game and was dancing on the field and all these homophobic meatheads were freaking out and yelling at him. And when he was hitting on that redneck..ahahahahahahaha BEST SHOW

They ran the whole series last night. I taped them all, and watched the first three. I think my favorite bit from the first 3 was when Ali G was going at it with the Roman Catholic guy. That guy took himself WAY too seriously, and was being a complete dick, so Ali G just went after him. It was great.

The episode where the gay austrian (bruno?) goes to Alabama was on last night. It was hilarious. He went to a football game and was dancing on the field and all these homophobic meatheads were freaking out and yelling at him. And when he was hitting on that redneck..ahahahahahahaha BEST SHOW

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That one was hilarious when he was interviewing the Alabama football player...he kept asking him questions as if he were gay as well.

The episode where the gay austrian (bruno?) goes to Alabama was on last night. It was hilarious. He went to a football game and was dancing on the field and all these homophobic meatheads were freaking out and yelling at him. And when he was hitting on that redneck..ahahahahahahaha BEST SHOW

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That one was hilarious when he was interviewing the Alabama football player...he kept asking him questions as if he were gay as well.

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Oh god that was hilarious, he was saying that all of Austria loves that guy. I am like, cackling at the memory. The best stuff is all the subtle things he says that just slip right past people.

Ali talking to the police dog expert was hilarious

 

"Why don't you get smarter animals to sniff the bombs, like dolphins"

 

and then talking to another one about getting the dogs

 

"Why don't you have the senior dogs like go up there and interview the new dogs and then they report back to on it"

 

Also when they were talking about gang signs

 

"Yeah, today in the hotel I saw these old people flashing each other hand gestures"

 

Yeah those were probably deaf people.

 

"Ah, so are their like any deaf gangs in this area"

 

Then Bruno trying to get the pastor to be gay and experiment with it.

this has got to be the funniest non-Chappelle Show on TV. downright hilarious. Borat just takes the cake though with every skit he does. Bruno will come out with some funny stuff once in a while, like when he made that guy hold his arms up doing a peace sign for like 2 minutes last season.

 

Ali G- "So do you think man will ever walk on the sun?"

Buzz Aldrin- "Well, no, the sun is way too hot"

Ali G- "What about if you go during the winter, when the sun is cold?"

 

Borat- "In US and A, they playing baseballs, which is similar to our game @%?, where we take dog, put in field, shoot him, and then have a party."

 

great show.

I just saw Ali G for the first time Sunday night, and his interview with Sam Donaldson was hilarious. Toward the end, it seemed Sam started understanding the joke and was going along with it.

 

However, I wonder whether he or his cousin, Simon Baron-Cohen (prof. of psychiatry and director of the Autism Research Centre at Cambridge University) is the black sheep of the family.

http://www.autismresearchcentre.com/arc/st...ember.asp?id=33

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