August 22, 200421 yr A couple of New York hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
August 26, 200421 yr aint that the truth... I'm not "from the country" per say...as Merritt Island isnt country (not big either...but I mean, an island can't really be "country" as we know it), but spending my summers on the farm in Greeneville, TN will do it to ya. I love hearing people say things like "oh my! you have guns? you shoot guns? you could hurt someone!" yah I could hurt/kill someone w/a gun. Or a car. Responsibilty folks.
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