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Who should I go to homecoming with??

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I dunno what age kids start drinking nowadays, but if you intend to drink before the dance (which 90% of the HS does anyway), go with the girl with the better, erm, "assets".

I dunno what age kids start drinking nowadays, but if you intend to drink before the dance (which 90% of the HS does anyway), go with the girl with the better, erm, "assets".

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Thats so sad but true.

go with the one that will "allow you entry into her vagine", the one that will like to have a "sexy time" with you.

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I have a joke. There is a chair, it is a walking, it walk, with the shoes.....la la la the chair is a walking.....

I'm a face guy myself, and if that girl is also your best friend who you might go out with.....well, I think you'd be alot happier with her. Maybe not that night, but def for the time you go out with her.

Ahuva is my best friend....so its okay to go out with your best friend.

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nobody gives a f***. dude if you dont want people to make fun of "ahuva" than dont mention it or her. you bring it on yourself with your dumbass posts.

Ahuva is my best friend....so its okay to go out with your best friend.

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nobody gives a f***. dude if you dont want people to make fun of "ahuva" than dont mention it or her. you bring it on yourself with your dumbass posts.

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Listen dude:

 

The reason why I mentioned her here is because part of the reason why he wouldn't want to go out with the first girl is because they are best friends. And they wouldn't be going out as friends. And its very hard to change your best friend into your girl friend. So I mentioned Ahuva because she is my best friend and she will change to my GF so the same thing can happen with her!'

 

Seriously, stop bothering me.

stop responding to every single post, marlins.

 

please.

 

you kill every goddamn thread with your nonsensical rambling.

 

will you kindly stfu, n00b?

Ahuva is my best friend....so its okay to go out with your best friend.

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nobody gives a f***. dude if you dont want people to make fun of "ahuva" than dont mention it or her. you bring it on yourself with your dumbass posts.

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Listen dude:

 

The reason why I mentioned her here is because part of the reason why he wouldn't want to go out with the first girl is because they are best friends. And they wouldn't be going out as friends. And its very hard to change your best friend into your girl friend. So I mentioned Ahuva because she is my best friend and she will change to my GF so the same thing can happen with her!'

 

Seriously, stop bothering me.

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you f***ing bring her up in every single thread. you just made the most ridiculous statement in the virgin thread involving her. its disgusting and revolting and if the girl read your posts about her(if she exists) she would probably run away screaming and change her number.

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OK marlins shut the f*ck up and try not to ruin my thread, and who said i was gonna have sex with the girl??

Ahuva is my best friend....so its okay to go out with your best friend.

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nobody gives a f***. dude if you dont want people to make fun of "ahuva" than dont mention it or her. you bring it on yourself with your dumbass posts.

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Listen dude:

 

The reason why I mentioned her here is because part of the reason why he wouldn't want to go out with the first girl is because they are best friends. And they wouldn't be going out as friends. And its very hard to change your best friend into your girl friend. So I mentioned Ahuva because she is my best friend and she will change to my GF so the same thing can happen with her!'

 

Seriously, stop bothering me.

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you f***ing bring her up in every single thread. you just made the most ridiculous statement in the virgin thread involving her. its disgusting and revolting and if the girl read your posts about her(if she exists) she would probably run away screaming and change her number.

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Admin made the ignore option for cases like this.

yeah!!! im ignored!!!

 

i made it to the big time!!

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Ahuva is my best friend....so its okay to go out with your best friend.

567935[/snapback]

 

nobody gives a f***. dude if you dont want people to make fun of "ahuva" than dont mention it or her. you bring it on yourself with your dumbass posts.

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Listen dude:

 

The reason why I mentioned her here is because part of the reason why he wouldn't want to go out with the first girl is because they are best friends. And they wouldn't be going out as friends. And its very hard to change your best friend into your girl friend. So I mentioned Ahuva because she is my best friend and she will change to my GF so the same thing can happen with her!'

 

Seriously, stop bothering me.

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you f***ing bring her up in every single thread. you just made the most ridiculous statement in the virgin thread involving her. its disgusting and revolting and if the girl read your posts about her(if she exists) she would probably run away screaming and change her number.

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Admin made the ignore option for cases like this.

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D@mn dude you act like your 6 grow up!

2nd man, if her face is ok...then go for it. But if its less than a ok...then dont pick either and go with Nice Face Miss TnA.

yeah!!! im ignored!!!

 

i made it to the big time!!

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Sorry...you didn't. I was just making sure that YOU knew that you could ignore me.

yeah!!! im ignored!!!

 

i made it to the big time!!

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Sorry...you didn't. I was just making sure that YOU knew that you could ignore me.

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i dont ignore anyone. i dont care how f***ing stupid or ignorant they sound.

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2nd man, if her face is ok...then go for it. But if its less than a ok...then dont pick either and go with Nice Face Miss TnA.

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She has got a nice face, but not as nice as #1

Well if it were the sole purpose of getting some or having a good time I would go with the second one. But if you are gonna be bf-gf with this girl make sure she isn't overly annoying because you will have to be spending time a bunch of time with her and if she's annoying then sucks to be you

go with the one that will "allow you entry into her vagine", the one that will like to have a "sexy time" with you.

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I have a joke. There is a chair, it is a walking, it walk, with the shoes.....la la la the chair is a walking.....

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hahahaha, nice. i didnt think anyone would get wise to my antics, but you, sir, are on your game.

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Dude this is coming from a guy that has seen it all...ive been on the battle field...remember on home coming and prom your goal is to get that pretty dress on the floor...now lets say u get that far there's only so much you can look at a pretty face...i say you go for #2 and get to fell that nice body up...trust me kid...

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