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Why did they come out with an Ahuva mask?

Why did they come out with an Ahuva mask?

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:thumbdown

 

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Why did they come out with an Ahuva mask?

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It's been a while since I laughed that hard

Why did they come out with an Ahuva mask?

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It's been a while since I laughed that hard

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I know you guys aren't so smart but I know you guys are smart enough to understand the small amount of information that I told you about her. I told you she has blond hair and blue eyes! :banghead Does that mask have blond hair an blue eyes?

 

ugh, whatever.

 

:banghead

Why did they come out with an Ahuva mask?

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It's been a while since I laughed that hard

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I know you guys aren't so smart but I know you guys are smart enough to understand the small amount of information that I told you about her. I told you she has blond hair and blue eyes! :banghead Does that mask have blond hair an blue eyes?

 

ugh, whatever.

 

:banghead

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Yup, Fritz's joke is still funny

Why did they come out with an Ahuva mask?

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It's been a while since I laughed that hard

567954[/snapback]

I know you guys aren't so smart but I know you guys are smart enough to understand the small amount of information that I told you about her. I told you she has blond hair and blue eyes! :banghead Does that mask have blond hair an blue eyes?

 

ugh, whatever.

 

:banghead

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Yup, Fritz's joke is still funny

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I don't understand...you act like you never laugh...just laugh at yourself.

Thanks for making sense

Ahuva's a whore.

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EDIT: Actually there's a joke that goes along with that...

 

 

A man walks into a car dealership and asks the guy who works there if they had any red cars, anyway, I don't remember the rest of the joke, but Ahuva's a whore.

Does Ahuva live in Canada?

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Amsterdam.

Does Ahuva live in Canada?

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Amsterdam.

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AKA My Pants.

Does Ahuva live in Canada?

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Amsterdam.

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:lol

Shes not a wild girl. Can we stop talking so much about her? :whistle

Does Ahuva live in Canada?

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Amsterdam.

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:lol

Shes not a wild girl. Can we stop talking so much about her? :whistle

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If you wouldn't mention her so damn much then people wouldn't even be talking about this fictional character.

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