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Brian comes home (from family guy)

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Farmer: Who are you?

Brian: Im Brian, I was born here.

Farmer: Lots a dogs been born here. Which one were you?

Brian: I was the one who could talk.

Farmer: BRIAN! Welcome back!

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ALSO in that episode:

Brian and Stewie are burying Biscuit (Brians mom)

Brian: Say something..

Stewie: Like..like what?

Brian: Anything, just say something..

Stewie: OK...And God said to Abraham, 'You will kill your son Isaac.' And Abraham said 'I cant hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone' *God now speaking* 'OK is this better? Check check, check, Jerry pull the cord im getting some hiss back here'.

Brian: Something about my mom!

Stewie: Oh all right.. Well, I didn't know Biscuit as a dog, but I did know her as a table. All 4 legs the same leingth... (Brian inturrupts and thats it)

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(diff. episode)

Peter: First I tried art..

Peter in flashback: Do I..Do I draw the penis?

Peter: Then I tried skulpting..

Peter in flashback: Do I..Do I skulpt the penis?

Peter: Then I tried music..

Peter in flashback: Do I..Do I conduct with my penis?

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