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Next Time at the MDs Office...

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There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists

you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know

most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy

handled it.

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An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he

approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you

seeing the doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a

crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

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The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in

this roomful of people. You should have said there is something wrong

with your ear or something and then discussed the

problem further with the doctor in private."

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The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of

others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

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The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The

receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's something wrong

with my ear," he stated.

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The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken

her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.

The doctor's office erupted in laughter

Lol. That's Gold.

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