February 21, 200521 yr An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. There was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Old men can still think fast.
February 23, 200521 yr :lol Smart 693096[/snapback] Everyone says it's funny and great...but Admin thinks it's smart.
February 24, 200521 yr :notworthy Nice joke! But why don't the woman at least get out of the water before they find out about the gator? doesnt a lonely old farmer get to see strippers? Lol.
February 24, 200521 yr :notworthy Nice joke! But why don't the woman at least get out of the water before they find out about the gator? doesnt a lonely old farmer get to see strippers? Lol. 693982[/snapback] You can create whatever fantasy you want, my friend. Just as long as it doesn't include raunchy sex scenes between the women and the alligator.
February 25, 200521 yr :notworthy Nice joke! But why don't the woman at least get out of the water before they find out about the gator? doesnt a lonely old farmer get to see strippers? Lol. 693982[/snapback] You can create whatever fantasy you want, my friend. Just as long as it doesn't include raunchy sex scenes between the women and the alligator. 694180[/snapback] Keep going...
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