Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

MarlinsBaseball.com

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Snatch or Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

Featured Replies

I'm partial to Lock Stock myself.. one of my favorite movies of all time.

 

 

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?

Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

Snatch.

 

Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?

Tommy: Dags?

Mickey: What?

Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.

Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.

Snatch, for sure man. I mean, even Sting being in Lock Stock can't swing me away from Snatch. Easily one of my two favorite movies of all time.

 

 

 

Sol: What the f*** is that Vincent?

Vincent: This is a f***ing shotgun, Sol.

Sol: That's not a shotgun, it's a f***ing anti-aircraft gun!

Snatch has some great lines and gets my vote:

 

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?

Tyrone: It's too tight.

Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo f***ing jet in that.

 

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p***y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p***y, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no p***y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... f*** off.

 

[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]

Tyrone: I didn't see it.

Vinny: It's a two f***ing ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of f***ing peanuts now is it?

Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.

[All three turn and look back at the truck]

Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.

 

Turkish: Well the rabbit gets f***ed.

Tommy: [pauses] Proper f***ed?

Turkish: Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.

definitely Lock Stock, also one of my favorite movies of all time.

 

Soap: Armed?? With what??

Eddie: Bad breath, colorful language? Feather duster? Guns you tit!

 

Dog: Will everyone stop getting shot?!! (after his crew gets hit by pellets)

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Background Picker
Customize Layout

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.