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Snatch or Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?


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Guest Juanky

Snatch, for sure man. I mean, even Sting being in Lock Stock can't swing me away from Snatch. Easily one of my two favorite movies of all time.

 

 

 

Sol: What the f*** is that Vincent?

Vincent: This is a f***ing shotgun, Sol.

Sol: That's not a shotgun, it's a f***ing anti-aircraft gun!

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Guest Fritz

Snatch has some great lines and gets my vote:

 

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot?

Tyrone: It's too tight.

Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo f***ing jet in that.

 

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell p***y and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old p***y, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no p***y here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... f*** off.

 

[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]

Tyrone: I didn't see it.

Vinny: It's a two f***ing ton van Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of f***ing peanuts now is it?

Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.

[All three turn and look back at the truck]

Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.

 

Turkish: Well the rabbit gets f***ed.

Tommy: [pauses] Proper f***ed?

Turkish: Yes, before "Zee Germans" get there.

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