A young man called peter invited his mother for dinner. During the course of

the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome peter's flatmate

was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and

This only made her more curious.

 

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,she Started

to wonder if there was more between peter and his flatmate than met the eye.

 

Reading his mum's thoughts, peter volunteered, "i know what you must be

Thinking, but i assure you, simon & i are just flatmates.

 

About a week later, simon came to peter saying,"ever since your mother Came

to dinner, i've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose She

took it do you?" "well, i doubt it, but i'll e-mail her just to be sure,"

Said peter, so he sat down and wrote:

 

Dear mother, i'm not saying that you "did" take the frying pan from my

House, i'm not saying that you "did not" take the frying pan, but the Fact

remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

 

Love

Peter

 

Several days later, peter received an e-mail from his mother which read:

 

Dear son, i'm not saying that you "do" sleep with simon, and i'm not Saying

that you "do not" sleep with simon, but the fact remains that if he was

Sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the frying pan by now. Love

Mum.

Pwned by the mother...

Ouch. That one hurts.

Xwned

Oh man!

 

Pwned!

My mom is smart.

>=[

pretty smart trick.