:shifty

 

 

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

 

 

 

"See you next month!"

This one is wrong but funny if you have few limits:

 

 

 

 

 

Little girl and child molestor are walking in the woods when the little girl says, "Mister, It's dark and Im scared."

 

 

 

 

Child molestor says "You're scared! Im the one who has to walk out of here alone!"

This one is wrong but funny if you have few limits:

 

 

 

 

 

Little girl and child molestor are walking in the woods when the little girl says, "Mister, It's dark and Im scared."

 

 

 

 

Child molestor says "You're scared! Im the one who has to walk out of here alone!"

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:plain

This one is wrong but funny if you have few limits:

 

 

 

 

 

Little girl and child molestor are walking in the woods when the little girl says, "Mister, It's dark and Im scared."

 

 

 

 

Child molestor says "You're scared! Im the one who has to walk out of here alone!"

757116[/snapback]

Wow. :plain

This one is wrong but funny if you have few limits:

 

 

 

 

 

Little girl and child molestor are walking in the woods when the little girl says, "Mister, It's dark and Im scared."

 

 

 

 

Child molestor says "You're scared! Im the one who has to walk out of here alone!"

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Wow. :plain

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ok ok..only a specific group of guys(ie frat guys) can find that funny because its so ridiculously wrong...Ill admit. I heard it at a Notre Dame tailgate so you get the picture of the lowlifes I hang out with.

what do you do when your diswasher breaks down?

 

Smack the bitch

Women believe that if a pet cat strays, it is because of a lack of affection at home.

 

Women believe that if a pet dog strays, it is because of a lack of affection at home.

 

Women believe that if a woman strays, it is because of a lack of affection at home.

 

Women believe that if a man strays, it is because men are scum.

 

WOMEN!!!