phoenix Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 A man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York City. (also available at Cohen's on Delancy) He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B." With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted." Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the >Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?" The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?" "A Jewish bra," she replied, "makes mountains out of molehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggy Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accord Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 :plain. Bad joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beinfest4Prez Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 So wrong... :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rferry Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Made no sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FishFan24 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Damn... :lol :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ24 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Damn thats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSwift25 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Zing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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