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The Hypnotist


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There was a hypnotist and it was his last performance before retiring in front of a HUGE audience, and he wanted to go out big.


So after doing all his tricks and illusions he says "I usually call up one audience member to volunteer to be hypnotized, but seeing as this is my last show, I'm going to try to hypnotize the entire audience at once, something that has NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE!


He pulls out a velvet bag and says "This watch has been in my family for seven generations...watch the watch...."


"Now when I count to three, you will all be under my command. 1....2.....3!"


At that very moment the watch fell from his hand and shattered into a million pieces on the ground.


"OH s***!!"




It took three weeks to clean the auditorium.

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