"Sex is great, if you are in a relationship. Otherwise, I find sex actually not so interesting. Without a relationship it is confusing."

-- Tom Cruise to Bild Magazine

 

"The average fan doesn't study the draft and players like we do" -- Raptors GM Rob Babcock who drafted Charlie Villenueva 7th in 2005, Rafael Araujo 8th in 2004, signed Rafer Alston to a $6 million per year contract and traded Vince Carter.

 

"I've dominated at every level I've played at and the Bucks need a center. I think people keep saying I can't be No. 1 because of the myth of the great white stiff."

-- Andrew Bogut on why the Bucks should take him first in the NBA Draft

 

"I hate him. Everybody says I'm supposed to be polite when I talk to you all, but I hate him. He talks too much, he doesn't make sense, he's fat, he's sloppy, he acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread. He's ugly, he stinks, his mouth stinks, his breath stinks, and basically his soul stinks, too. Not too many people have personalities like that and survive in life. I don't know how he does it."

-- Panthers DT Kris Jenkins on Warren Sapp

 

''He's an actor, not an athlete. I didn't buy him as a quarterback. I didn't buy him as a linebacker in 'The Waterboy' either. He's just so stiff, especially when he drops back to pass. Really stiff. He reminds me of Kurt Warner.''

-- Kevan Barlow on Adam Sandler's performance in "The Longest Yard."

 

"He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him."

-- Scottie Pippen, talking about Tim Duncan on ESPN

 

"You know what? I'm sure drug dealers on the street in some way, they're making money. That's what I equate it to. Here's the thing you have to understand with psychiatry. There is no science behind it. And to pretend that there is a science behind it is criminal."

-- Tom Cruise on the evils of psychiatry

 

"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."

-- Drew Gooden discussing his NBA career.

 

"I've always been competitive, I've always been in sports. I couldn't see myself not being the biggest dope man."

-- Nate Newton on selling drugs

 

"He had to cut the wind with his balls, which is something we had to see."

-- 49ers coach Mike Nolan commenting on the team's private workout with Alex Smith before the 2005 Draft

 

"He might've won the war, but the battle's not over."

-- Cadillac Williams on his friendly competition with Auburn teammate Ronnie Brown, who was picked three spots higher than him in the 2005 NFL Draft

 

"I'm blessed to have great friends, and there are a lot of men in my life who've been more than just friends."

-- Jim Nantz in the April 2005 Golf Digest

 

"I'm not fast. But there are a lot of guys that are a hell of a lot slower than I am. Somebody wants to do a pay-per-view race between me and [Tom] Brady, sign me up."

-- New Dallas QB Drew Bledsoe, who hasn't started a playoff game since 1997.

 

"I'm tellin' ya man, to be able to stroke it like that must be some kind of feeling"

-- Dick Vitale on J.J. Redick's ability to hit 3s

 

:lol :lol :lol

"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."

-- Drew Gooden discussing his NBA career.

 

"He had to cut the wind with his balls, which is something we had to see."

-- 49ers coach Mike Nolan commenting on the team's private workout with Alex Smith before the 2005 Draft

 

"I'm blessed to have great friends, and there are a lot of men in my life who've been more than just friends."

-- Jim Nantz in the April 2005 Golf Digest

 

"I'm tellin' ya man, to be able to stroke it like that must be some kind of feeling"

-- Dick Vitale on J.J. Redick's ability to hit 3s

 

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These had me floored! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

:lol

 

I LOVE BABCOCK! :plain

How could you forget Madden's classic:

 

"He's a suppository of knowledge"

Describing Brett Favre's Abilty as a quarterback.

 

OR

 

"The Team that scores the most points usually wins the game!"

In game commentary as Pat summerall finishes another bottle and jumps out the window.

is that 2nd Madden quote a real quote or just a myth

Great find man... :thumbup

is that 2nd Madden quote a real quote or just a myth

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I dont remember the game but I remember hearing so it is a real quote.