Bradcore Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Guapo Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 LoL......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarlinFan10 Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 :o :mischief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beinfest4Prez Posted September 4, 2005 Share Posted September 4, 2005 As it turns out, all three daughters were married to the same guy. :mischief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimeWrecker Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 As it turns out, all three daughters were married to the same guy. :mischief 928625[/snapback] :mischief :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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