December 4, 200520 yr Author Anyone feel Texas should be annexed? American territory cannot be annexed. The combined forces of New Canada is still too weak to declare on the United States. Meanwhile, CASA has been hard at work creating a space station 1000000+ larger than the ISS and much more powerful:
December 4, 200520 yr Author CASA is a quiet army of ants. CASA is the greatest group of aerospace engineers in the solar system, and will easily beat out any other Canadian space programs.
December 4, 200520 yr Anyone feel Texas should be annexed? Don't mess with Texas. Any of your military forces step foot in American territory and I'll be sure to bomb the CapeFish Authority further back into the Stone Age than you already are. Signed, George W. Bush US President
December 4, 200520 yr Come On Dubya, You gotta let me bomb Das. He's an a**hole, he hates the Marlins and he's a liberal.
December 4, 200520 yr The Moneyballian Empire will be able to take on American forces head-to-head in a few years.
December 4, 200520 yr The Kotsayans are pleased to announce a 10 year, $120 billion sponsorship deal with Ikea. We are henceforth officially known as "Ikea Presents the Federated States of Kotsay."
December 5, 200520 yr We warn the CapeFish Authority to stop with the military build-up on the ME/CA border. This will only result in a war.
December 5, 200520 yr Dammit, I'm the governor of New Brunswick, too. If the United States is forced to invade Canada under the banner of a preemptive attack, please spare the governor's mansion!
December 5, 200520 yr Word has been leaked to us from other sources that the New Brunswick Major's place is actually an underground center for an intelligence agency. They are said to be within research and development as well for toxic chemicals. The Yukon Federation has offically announced our "free" elections this year has seen Jeffery (fishfan79) named Caeser for Life. We the people of Yukon are pleased with the peaceful turn of events. We also are pleased to announce out SETI program and Laser defense grid network fully operational.
December 5, 200520 yr The Kotsayans don't care about space. Instead, we have put $2.2 billion into marketing Kustard - a ketchup and mustard mix.
December 5, 200520 yr Word has it that the chewbaccians have stolen the procedure to make Kustard from the Kotsayans. On a happier news, We of the Yukon Territory have announced that Mazda has agreed to move all north american plants to the Yukon Territory. They shall start to build their new Sports Car the FU35. It is a complete sports car that rivals the handling and weight of the old Rx7's but has a 450 torque and horse power and priced close to the 25,000 dollar rate. We have also announced deals that will bring Major computer industrialists to within the Yukon territory for research and developement along with manufacturing. Among them Microsoft, Intel, Gateway and IBM. We also offer up to sell to the other Free countries of former canada parts and information for the space race.
December 5, 200520 yr Author Chewbaccastan has no need of Kustard, but not appreciate rumors started by other nations and thus Parliament has approved an embargo on the Yukon Federation.
December 5, 200520 yr Word has been leaked to us from other sources that the New Brunswick Major's place is actually an underground center for an intelligence agency. They are said to be within research and development as well for toxic chemicals. The Yukon Federation has offically announced our "free" elections this year has seen Jeffery (fishfan79) named Caeser for Life. We the people of Yukon are pleased with the peaceful turn of events. We also are pleased to announce out SETI program and Laser defense grid network fully operational. Correction: I am the governor, not the major, of New Brunswick (under the CapeFish Authority). And as for your post, it is a vicious lie. Keep it up and I will outlaw Mazdas in the territory of New Brunswick.
December 5, 200520 yr Chewbaccastan has no need of Kustard, but not appreciate rumors started by other nations and thus Parliament has approved an embargo on the Yukon Federation. We of the Yukon Federation find it insulting that you would state that this lie came from us. It was found in the New York Times after all. But, we have thought it fitting to do research upon the matter. In doing so, we have uncovered this document upon an old napkin in The leader of Chewbacca's own writing. Price 500k Chewbaccastan will deposit in the swiss bank for the aquiring of Kustard through unseemly means. We also have a packet of photos from the meetings of the top agent and spy. All of which shall be turned over to the unbiased U.N. to decide over if indeed the Chewbaccians are guilty of espinage. In response to the unjust decree. We hereby declare an embargo upon the Chewbaccians until such time as we recieve a formal apology for their unkind statement and withdrawl their own.
December 5, 200520 yr New Brunswick stands at ready - we will fight beside Chewbaccastan if it is their will.
December 5, 200520 yr To protect ourselves against our lunatic neighbors the ME has decided to build a 20 foot wall around the perimeter of the empire.
December 5, 200520 yr From the Associated Press: Terrorism a threat as the Moneyball Empire prepares to break ground on its protective wall New Brunswick will be keeping an eye on the news and guarding our borders from terrorists. Just a heads up.
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