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Canada Under New Management

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We, the Yukon Federation will be happy to give control over Metra to The Molluskians. Our forces shall withdrawn to the line of Fort McMuarry and northwards. We feel that this shall make sure the swift switch of power in the territory. Of course, we shall ask to keep domain within these lands for rendering of protective services within Molluskia and their come to power.

 

A fair and honest deal for both parties concerned and a solid placement for border protections between Molluskia, Chewbacca, Fritzian, and the Moneyballian Empire.

 

We hope that this shall be seen as a peaceful and agreeable notion so no troubles may arise with conflicts.

 

sincerely,

 

President for Life Jeffery of the Yukon Territory

The CapeFish Authority maintains open borders. Our policy is to stay quiet and hope everyone stays away.

The CapeFish Authority maintains open borders. Our policy is to stay quiet and hope everyone stays away.

 

 

If we split Greenland we can exploit her vast ice reserves.......bottled ice anyone? :mischief

The CapeFish Authority maintains open borders. Our policy is to stay quiet and hope everyone stays away.

 

 

If we split Greenland we can exploit her vast ice reserves.......bottled ice anyone? :mischief

 

The Yukon Federation would be happy to assist within this project. Perhaps assisting in stationing some troops near within Greeland?

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The Northwest Terrorities, now Chewbaccastan, has signed leglislation to annex the island of Greenland, since no one lives there anyway to offer resistance.

To avoid a deadly war, Chewbaccastan and the Moneyballian Empire have split Greenland in half from north to south. Chewy will get the eastern side and I will get the western side. A 5 mile wide demilitarized zone will buffer the two territories.

In the observance of Peace, the Yukon Territory offers to aid with troops within the demilitarized zone as peacekeepers.

 

since we are an unbiased source in these matters.

 

also of note, we have annexed Iceland since nobody will really notice.

Updated map:

 

 

 

Although we appreciate the offer the Moneyballian Empire hereby request that the Yukon Federation recall her peacekeeping troops from the Chewbaccastan-Moneyballian Empire DMZ in Greenland..

The Yukon Federation happily removes our troops from greenland. Placingthem instead against the fritizian borders for safety and protection.

 

 

The Yukon Federation also has good news. We have offically placed in charge of the territory of Govenor Admin. May he rule with an iron fist and see all threats to the isle destroyed. Our naval placements about the Isle along for it's protection shall be under his command. As of course the troops there.

According to the CIA (American Intelligence) reports are saying that the Moneyballian Empire is going to invade Felo and the Cape Fish Authority and fight a war on two fronts. The report also mentions that the de-militarized zone in Greenland will be invaded as well. All territories must be on high alert!

The CapeFish Authority has enlisted the support of our American allies.

 

Our Repeated Message to Moneyballia: WE OWN THE NUKES

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The Chewbaccastan military now has troops along the vast marjory of the border with the demilitarized zone. Moneyball wouldn't dare launch an attack.

The Moneyballian Empire is not I repeat not looking to invade any of our neighbors. We will continue work with our neighbors in hopes of creating a utopian society.

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The Moneyballian Empire is not I repeat not looking to invade any of our neighbors. We will continue work with our neighbors in hopes of creating a utopian society.

 

Why exactly is your spokesman in a desert region. The Moneyballian Empire doesn't own any territory in a desert, which implies a recent invasion.

The Moneyballian Empire is not I repeat not looking to invade any of our neighbors. We will continue work with our neighbors in hopes of creating a utopian society.

 

Why exactly is your spokesman in a desert region. The Moneyballian Empire doesn't own any territory in a desert, which implies a recent invasion.

 

That's our new indoor summer retreat outside Quebec.

 

Technology is on the march.

 

:shifty :mischief

I am in Canada. These rumors started by certain nations are false. The Moneyballian Empire does not intend on invading any foreign lands.

An alignment of forces have been placed along the Chewbeccian Kingdom's lands. Do their overwhelming blood thirsty nature of late.

 

We of the Yukon Federation urge them to reconsider their demanding ways that seem to be leading towards war. Our lands should not feel the taste of blood, the thunder of bombs and loss of innocent lives.

 

Until such time as the Chewbeccian Kingdom shall rescind their wishes and acknowledge a wish for peace and prosperity as well. We of the Yukon republic shall hold military law within our domain and vassal states.

 

All military forces are called to active duty, all industry is turned to the correct production procedures. All jets are fueled and active in flight. The Sattilite and ground antimissile lasers

 

 

Once more we wish to stress that we do not seek to invade, harm or trouble anyone. We are a peaceful people, we merely seek to preserve that very peace for all of precious people.

We have officially named ourselves the Kotsayans. We humbly request of Moneyball that his empire give us the area surrounding Baker Lake, so our borders may touch Chewbaccastan's so that we are not an island within the Moneyballian Empire.

 

Also, we've developed nukes.

The Yukon Federation happily removes our troops from greenland. Placingthem instead against the fritizian borders for safety and protection.

 

We've also fortified our borders calling up another three armor regiments in order to keep you guys from getting any fishy ideas. We also have three AT-AT units surrounding the capital city of Skeetville (Vancouver) for protection against rebels.

We have officially named ourselves the Kotsayans. We humbly request of Moneyball that his empire give us the area surrounding Baker Lake, so our borders may touch Chewbaccastan's so that we are not an island within the Moneyballian Empire.

 

Also, we've developed nukes.

 

 

You got it. :thumbup

 

Let it be known the Moneyballian Empire has developed a weapon far deadlier and devastating than nuclear weapons.

I am planning a trip to Fritzian to sample the great buds from the region.

 

We pride ourselves on having the finest bud in North America. The government sells it with a 10% tax that helps advance our defense spending in light of hostile moves made by Yukon Federation.

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