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Buckwheat and Darla

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Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla,

"How do you spell ?dumb??" Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb."

 

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." Darla

responds, "Buckwheat is dumb."

 

"Now spell ?stupid?." Darla says, "s-t-u-p-i-d."

 

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." Darla

says, "Buckwheat is stupid."

 

Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell

dictate." Buckwheat stands up and says, "d-i-c-t-a-t-e,

dictate."

 

The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." Buckwheat responds, "I

may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate

good!"

 

 

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