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Toilet paper

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What the hell kind of toilet paper do you guys buy where you need to FOLD it? One sheet should be enough, even for the messiest of jobs.

 

 

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What the hell kind of toilet paper do you guys buy where you need to FOLD it? One sheet should be enough, even for the messiest of jobs.

 

 

you cant be serious. ive had "messes" where i literally have to use more than half a roll. im sure every man in here has had the same experience.

 

hell on vacation one time it was so messy that...

 

 

well nvm. poor cleaning lady :(

i'd hate to see the collection of streaks and other such abstract art that you've accumulated on your tighty whities, accord.

What the hell kind of toilet paper do you guys buy where you need to FOLD it? One sheet should be enough, even for the messiest of jobs.

 

 

:plain :plain :plain

 

Where do you get your toilet paper.

 

you cant be serious. ive had "messes" where i literally have to use more than half a roll. im sure every man in here has had the same experience.

 

 

I had that experince more than once. It seems like no matter how much you wipe your never clean. Then you clog the toilet with toilet paper and then next thing you know the water is pouring out of the toilet and there is sh*t all over the floor.

If you've got the ape behind I do...

 

Well, I think something to the effect of paper towels are needed to adequetly do the job.

ive had "messes" where i literally have to use more than half a roll. im sure every man in here has had the same experience.

I can guarantee you that would've never happened if you had just folded.

 

Wadding just smears sh*t up and makes it harder to clean. I bet every folder on this board has learned this the hard way.

 

I had that experince more than once. It seems like no matter how much you wipe your never clean. Then you clog the toilet with toilet paper and then next thing you know the water is pouring out of the toilet and there is sh*t all over the floor.

Coincidence that you're both wadders?

 

I wad it up when I wipe. :D

personally i just wad it up.

 

I think not.

ive had "messes" where i literally have to use more than half a roll. im sure every man in here has had the same experience.

I can guarantee you that would've never happened if you had just folded.

 

Wadding just smears sh*t up and makes it harder to clean. I bet every folder on this board has learned this the hard way.

 

I had that experince more than once. It seems like no matter how much you wipe your never clean. Then you clog the toilet with toilet paper and then next thing you know the water is pouring out of the toilet and there is sh*t all over the floor.

Coincidence that you're both wadders?

 

I wad it up when I wipe. :D

personally i just wad it up.

 

I think not.

 

 

 

 

:mischief2 Maybe I'll fold it next time....

ive had "messes" where i literally have to use more than half a roll. im sure every man in here has had the same experience.

I can guarantee you that would've never happened if you had just folded.

 

Wadding just smears sh*t up and makes it harder to clean. I bet every folder on this board has learned this the hard way.

 

I had that experince more than once. It seems like no matter how much you wipe your never clean. Then you clog the toilet with toilet paper and then next thing you know the water is pouring out of the toilet and there is sh*t all over the floor.

Coincidence that you're both wadders?

 

I wad it up when I wipe. :D

personally i just wad it up.

 

I think not.

 

DING DING DING!!!

Oh, and

 

What the hell kind of toilet paper do you guys buy where you need to FOLD it? One sheet should be enough, even for the messiest of jobs.

 

 

:plain :plain :plain

 

Where do you get your toilet paper.Hollywood Collectibles.

 

I thought we've established this.

:lol

 

Unless you wipe with BOUNTY, you need at least 4 squares to get the job done. I must admit to one thing, I do pamper the old bunghole with Charmin. Nothing else feels as good. If I try using Scotts or some kind of single ply, I end up using like 30 squares and still end up with an itchy butt hole.

 

The junk we had in the Army was RIDICULOUS. I'd rather use a sheet of 80 grit sandpaper, wipe, rinse, save for later...

 

Oh yeah, I fold. You dirty savages who wad better wash your hands REAL good!

ive had "messes" where i literally have to use more than half a roll. im sure every man in here has had the same experience.

I can guarantee you that would've never happened if you had just folded.

 

Wadding just smears sh*t up and makes it harder to clean. I bet every folder on this board has learned this the hard way.

 

I had that experince more than once. It seems like no matter how much you wipe your never clean. Then you clog the toilet with toilet paper and then next thing you know the water is pouring out of the toilet and there is sh*t all over the floor.

Coincidence that you're both wadders?

 

I wad it up when I wipe. :D

personally i just wad it up.

 

I think not.

 

i might try that...

 

 

in the next 15 minutes.

Accord's ass-cheeks must have a nice crust to it.

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