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Social Security

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When I went to the social security office to

apply for Social Security, the woman behind the

counter asked me for my

driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my

pockets and realized

I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman

that I was very sorry

but I seemed to have left my wallet at home! "I'll

have to go home and come back later."

 

 

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

 

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver

hair.

 

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is

proof enough for me" and she processed my Social

Security application.

 

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about

my experience at the social security office.

 

She says, "You should have dropped your pants.

You might have gotten disability too."

Heh

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