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I am sick of Dan Le Batard's constant negativity towards the Florida Marlins. For several years now Le Batard has blasted the Florida Marlins' owners, coaches, players, and most recently: fans. Le Batard and his hypocritical sidekicks, have wrote in this once great newspaper, about the dishonesty of the team's owners, and pleading for South Florida residents to stay home. Remember when Le Batard was upset the Marlins did not resign his favorite player, Kevin Millar, and instead opting to sign future Hall of Famer, Pudge Rodriguez? He was upset that the team, who he has called "cheap" on numerous occasions, did not sign Millar, and his 57 RBI. I have not heard much from Le Batard since Pudge started hitting and leading the Marlins into the front of the Wild Card race. Remember when Le Batard was sure that the Marlins' front office was going to trade Mike Lowell, but instead aquired Ugueth Urbina, and Jeff Conine, for minor leaguers that are years from cracking a Major League team's starting lineup? Now that the Florida's coaches, front office, and players have started pushing towards the playoffs, Le Batard has ran out of reasons to put down the Marlins. Now he is putting down their fans! Le Batard does not know what fans have to go through to attend these games. He is busy having tea parties with Michael Wilbon on ESPN. If he ever attended a game, chances are he would get in for free, and enjoy an air conditioned skybox with quality food. We have to treck through interstate traffic, under threatening skies, and purchase lousy food, at astronomical rates. Who would go to a game on a Thursday afternoon, in a working class city, against Pittsburgh, when it has rained all week? More than ten thousand people bought tickets for this game, and the Marlins should feel lucky to have that turnout. Maybe if Le Batard and his peers stopped ripping the Marlins and actually complementing them on a job well done, more fans would go to games and start buying the Sun Sentinel.

We are worthy Le Retard; you're not!

 

 

And here is what was in the newspaper:

I am sick of Le Batard's constant negativity towards the Florida Marlins. For several years now Le Batard has blasted the Florida Marlins' owners, coaches, players, and most recently: fans. Le Batard and his hypocritical sidekicks, have wrote , about the dishonesty of the team's owners, and pleading for South Florida residents to stay home. Now that the team is pushing towards the playoffs, Le Batard has ran out of reasons to put down the Marlins. Now he is putting down their fans! Le Batard does not know what fans have to go through to attend these games. He is busy having tea parties with Michael Wilbon on ESPN. If he ever attended a game, chances are he would get in for free, and enjoy an air conditioned skybox with quality food. We have to treck through interstate traffic, under threatening skies, and purchase lousy food, at astronomical rates. Who would go to a game on a Thursday afternoon, in a working class city, against Pittsburgh, when it has rained all week? More than ten thousand people bought tickets for this game, and the Marlins should feel lucky to have that turnout.

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