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(to the tune of Billy Joel's 'Piano Man'):

 

It's one o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Who still thinks the Cubbies can win

 

He says, Cubs can you play me a memory

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I know they'd compete

If it weren't for the pitching staff woes.

 

Sing us a song for the Cubbies fan

sing us a song today

Well, they're all in the mood for a victory

But a home run would sure be ok

 

Now Dusty Baker is a friend of mine

He gets me my tickets for free

And he's quick with a joke or to light up your smoke

But first place is where he'd rather be

 

He says Derrek, I believe this is killing me

As the smile ran away from his face

Maybe you could've been the MVP

If the Cubbies were still in the race

 

Sing us a song for the Cubbies fan

sing us a song tonight

Well, they're all in the mood for a victory

But a base runner would sure be alright

 

Now Dusty is a hot headed manager

Who might just be carrying a knife

And he's talking with Prior who's still in denial

And probably will be for life

 

And the waitress is practicing politics

As the Cub fans slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a drink they call listlessness

But it's better than drinking alone

 

Sing us a song for the Cubbies fan

sing us a song today

Well, they're all in the mood for a victory

But a base hit would sure be ok

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