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How much wood can a wookchuck chuck


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The real question is: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

 

 

infinite...

 

 

First one right gets a prize

 

chainsaws do not "chuck" wood, they cut it... irregardless of whether or not the woodchuck had the dexterity to operate said power tool... it would merely shred the wood, and not actually jettison the wood in any way.

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A woodchuck would not be able to use the chainsaw, so the answer would be the same amount as it could without a chainsaw.

 

*waits for prize*

 

 

Huggs got it right.. but not completely.. WHY not... im looking for one specific reason.. its obvious

cuz it has no opposable thumb :whistle

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A woodchuck would not be able to use the chainsaw, so the answer would be the same amount as it could without a chainsaw.

 

*waits for prize*

 

 

Huggs got it right.. but not completely.. WHY not... im looking for one specific reason.. its obvious

cuz it has no opposable thumb :whistle

 

TEH THUMB... OMG RIGHT!!!!

 

GET READY FOR THE PRIZE...

 

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Gonna be given tomorrow, because now im tired. GOODNIGHT

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