Admin Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical glove -"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?" She said, "No?" "Well," he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in, and then walk around for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again." Upon hearing this explanation the woman sat stoic, not laughing the slightest bit. A few minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing. The dentist was baffled, and asked her what was so funny. The woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayBaby84 Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 you know what frightens me? i thought about the condom thing before the old lady mentioned it. does that make me a sick person? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OJ Simpson Posted September 17, 2003 Share Posted September 17, 2003 OJ doesnt like speaking about gloves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted September 17, 2003 Author Share Posted September 17, 2003 you know what frightens me? i thought about the condom thing before the old lady mentioned it. does that make me a sick person? lol I did also. :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayBaby84 Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 yay i'm not the only sick bastard here. lol great minds think alike... or is it horny minds think alike *shrugs sholders* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Texan Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g8trz2003 Posted September 18, 2003 Share Posted September 18, 2003 im suprised no one has come on here and said "well, they used me as the mold for the Magnum condoms" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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