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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen

listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the

living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you

sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the

last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your

asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

 

 

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of

language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are

to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your

train, but I want you to use nice language."

 

 

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing

with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son

say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please

remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for

riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope

you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue,

"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand

luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.

We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

 

 

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the

kitchen."

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