A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives inand comes to the door. "Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkweed in yourpasture. Would you mind if I went out and got some milk?"

 

You don't get milk from milkweed!" the farmer replied."

 

Oh yes," said the young man, "I have a degree in Agriculture fromTexas A&M, I know all about it."

 

"Well, help yourself," said the farmer.

 

He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with two buckets full of milk. The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch when the sameyoung man drove up.

 

"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk, I noticed you had somehoneysuckle in the fence row. I wondered if you would mind if I gotsome honey?"

 

"You don't get honey from honeysuckle!" said the farmer.

 

Again,the young man explained about his degree from A&M, so the farmeragreed to let him collect some honey. Soon the young man came back tohis car with two buckets full of honey.

 

The next day the same young man drove up to the farmer's house.

 

"Sir, yesterday when I was getting the honey, I noticed you had somepussywillow down by the creek."

 

The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you "

Hehe. :lol

Just don't let the pussywillow get too close to the dickwheat..

Just don't let the pussywillow get too close to the dickwheat..

 

 

Or you'll have a bunch of Cumquats sprouting up everywhere...

Just don't let the pussywillow get too close to the dickwheat..

 

 

Or you'll have a bunch of Cumquats sprouting up everywhere...

Exactly.