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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse. She spotted a most

beautiful, perfectly loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer.


As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected

little gas escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if

anyone had noticed. Sure enough, standing behind her was a salesman.


With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help

you today?"


Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though

nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price

of this lovely vehicle?"


Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that

if you farted just touching it, you are gonna sh*t when you

hear the price."

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