cgator Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse. She spotted a most beautiful, perfectly loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little gas escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna sh*t when you hear the price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauer7 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fallen Apple Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 :lol wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DolphinStadiumCrazie Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 haha, not exactly the best way to sell a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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