September 29, 200620 yr "We can practically guarantee out here you won't die...unless you party too hard." :lol :lol :lol
September 29, 200620 yr :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol Does anyone know how to download the soundclip? Edit: I think this is a direct link to download it... http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/8/9/189...a9eace08e03.mp3 There was a video that some Navy guys made impersonating Marines, I was crying from laughing so hard it was hysterical. :notworthy interservice rivalries :notworthy
October 2, 200620 yr Another joke on this same theme................. USMC Rules For Gun Fighting * Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. * Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. * Only hits count. A close miss is still a miss. * If your shooting stance is good, you're probably not moving fast enough nor using cover correctly. * Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral and diagonal movements are preferred.) * If you can choose what to bring to a gunfight, bring a long gun and a friend with a long gun. * In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. * They will only remember who lived. * If you are not shooting, you should be communic- ating, reloading, and running. * Accuracy is relative: most combat shooting standards will be more dependent on "pucker factor" than the inherent accuracy of the gun. * Use a gun that works EVERY TIME. * Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. * Always cheat = always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose. * Have a plan. * Have a back-up plan, because the first one won't work. * Use cover and concealment as much as possible. * Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours. * Don't drop your guard. * Always tactically reload and threat scan 360 degrees. * Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them). * Decide to be AGGRESSIVE enough, QUICKLY enough. * The faster you finish the fight, the less shot up you will get. * Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. * Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. * Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4". Navy Rules for Gun Fighting * Go to Sea * Send the Marines * Drink Coffee
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