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Funniest RAP LYRICS Ever?

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You know why my hands are so numb? (No)

Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum (oh)

Smacked this whore for talkin crap (bitch)

So what if she's handicapped, the bitch said Bizarre couldn't rap

I f***in hate you; I'll take your drawers down and rape you

While Dr. Dre videotapes you (hell yeah!)

Satan done got me on this song

Eatin a hot dog readin the Holy Qu'ran, while I'm on the john

Tired of wearin this yellow thong

Take it back Sisqo, you know where it belongs (thong th-thong thong)

Now here's a gun, I'll put it in your palm

Now go over there and blow up Dru Hill's arms

f*** your love songs

 

 

 

 

 

This one is a little piece from that halarious Eminem and D12 group back when they rapped purple pills. LOL! This song gives me a kick, it is from one titled FIGHT MUSIC on the same D12 CD.

Any verse from Crazy Rap by Afroman cracks me up

 

Also the chorus of #1 Stunna is awesome:

[baby] I'ma a hard stun'n n***a like Evil Knievel

[Wayne] Jumpin' out Lex's and Hummers - showin' off for my people

[baby] I'm the # 1 stunna!

[Wayne] Wh-what, wh-what, what?

[baby] The # 1 stunna!

[Wayne] Wh-what, wh-what, what?

 

[baby] James Bond, Jackie Chan, and that bitch, MacGyver

[Wayne] Private planes, Jaguars, Bentley's, and Prowlers

[baby] I'm the # 1 stunna!

[Wayne] Wh-what, wh-what, what?

[baby] The # 1 stunna!

[Wayne] Wh-what, wh-what, what?

And ain't make a hit yet, you flop in a split sec

In the shower's the only time you get your dick wet

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