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Redneck Medical terms!

BENIGN...............WHAT YOU BE AFTER YOU BE EIGHT

ARTERY..............THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS

BACTERIA..........BACK DOOR TO CAFETERIA.

BARIUM...............WHAT YOU DO WITH A PERSON WHEN HE DIES.

CESAREAN SECTION...... A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME.

CATSCAN.............SEARCHING FOR YOUR KITTY.

CAUTERIZE............MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER.

COMA....................A PUNCTUATION MARK

D&C.....................WHERE BILL CLINTON LIVES

DILATE.................TO LIVE LONG.

ENEMA................NOT A FRIEND

FESTER...............QUICKER THAN SOMEONE ELSE

FIBULA................A SMALL LIE

GENITAL..............NON-JEWISH PERSON

G.I. SERIES..........WORLD SERIES OF MILITARY BASEBALL

HANGNAIL............WHERE YOU PUT YOUR COAT IN THE CLOSET

IMPOTENT............DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN

MEDICAL STAFF.... A DOCTOR'S CANE

MORBID..................A HIGHER OFFER THAN I BID

NITRATES..............CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES

NODE....................I KNEW IT

PAP SMEAR...........A FATHERHOOD TEST

PELVIS...................SECOND COUSIN TO ELVIS

POST OPERATIVE....A LETTER CARRIER

RECOVERY ROOM......A PLACE TO DO UPHOLSTERY

RECTUM....................RIGHT NEAR KILLED HIM

SEIZURE....................ROMAN EMPEROR

TERMINAL ILLNESS.....GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT

TUMOR......................MORE THAN ONE

URINE.....................OPPOSITE OF YOU'RE OUT

VARICOSE.............NEAR by

 

 

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