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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

 

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small.

 

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, He

uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

 

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of

toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds".

 

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

 

"How long will this take?" I asked.

 

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies.

 

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper

between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the

years?"

 

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

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