June 7, 200719 yr A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think it is only fair--given that you are blind--that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde woman. 3. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 185-lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a few seconds, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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