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Blind Blonde Joke


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A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

 

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky

voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Sir, I think

it is only fair--given that you are blind--that you should know five things:

 

1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.

 

2. The bouncer is a blonde woman.

 

3. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 185-lb. blonde woman with a black belt in

karate.

 

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional

weightlifter.

 

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that

joke?

 

The blind man thinks for a few seconds, shakes his head and mutters,

"Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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