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The 11 guys you meet playing pickup ball

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I saw this a week ago and I've played with every single one of them especially the guy who gets fouled all the time.

good stuff - always fouled is probably the most common i've come across followed closely by clears out guy

 

i grew up with immoveable fat guy - dude would just foul the bejeezus out of me

 

really don't fit any of them - if any at all it would be the coach

good stuff - always fouled is probably the most common i've come across followed closely by clears out guy

 

i grew up with immoveable fat guy - dude would just foul the bejeezus out of me

 

really don't fit any of them - if any at all it would be the coach

We have like 2 immovable fat guys at our park....

 

They are very easy to shoot ever, but they are a pain in the butt to post up against.

i'm doctor pasty who burns easy - so i always hate dr quick skins - especially when it's a bunch of us who all know each other

I used to be Little Kid Baller, but over the years I have turned into never fouls guy.

Yeah, Quick Skins is the worst. I hate you Fox! I'm probably Mr. Excuses, but I swear every one of those excuses is valid. I swear.

I just wouldn't pick you. :mischief

 

I have always hated playing with a shirt on, especially outside.

 

I think I'm the reason the principal made a 'shirts on' rule for all sports teams. :lol Cross Country, Track, Basketball - I was always with my shirt off.

Immovable fat guy and always fouled were the funniest. Good stuff. I also hate the Dr. Quick Skins, the sweat makes them slippery and tougher to guard. I don't want to post up the sweaty shirtless guy.

Immovable fat guy and always fouled were the funniest. Good stuff. I also hate the Dr. Quick Skins, the sweat makes them slippery and tougher to guard. I don't want to post up the sweaty shirtless guy.

The worst is when immovable fat guy and Dr. Quick Skins are the same guy.

 

:|

Immovable fat guy and always fouled were the funniest. Good stuff. I also hate the Dr. Quick Skins, the sweat makes them slippery and tougher to guard. I don't want to post up the sweaty shirtless guy.

The worst is when immovable fat guy and Dr. Quick Skins are the same guy.

 

:|

 

 

Ha! I have so been there too! That guy is impossible to guard down low.

Why would the fat guy ever be Dr. Quick-Skins?

 

I'd always foul the living sh*t out of the big Jabba down low.

Why would the fat guy ever be Dr. Quick-Skins?

 

I'd always foul the living sh*t out of the big Jabba down low.

You've never played a pickup game where some fat ass thinks he is funny and says that they'll be skins?

 

You're a lucky man.

 

Although normally when I play pickup ball, we all keep our shirts on.

Always fouled guy is definitely the worst. I guess if anyone, I'd be the excuses man.

 

I've never had to deal with the quick skins guy. But worse than the always fouled guy? Come on! How many fights break out because a dood wants to go shirtless?

Why would the fat guy ever be Dr. Quick-Skins?

 

I'd always foul the living sh*t out of the big Jabba down low.

You've never played a pickup game where some fat ass thinks he is funny and says that they'll be skins?

 

You're a lucky man.

 

Although normally when I play pickup ball, we all keep our shirts on.

I just usually don't play with any fat asses.

Why would the fat guy ever be Dr. Quick-Skins?

 

I'd always foul the living sh*t out of the big Jabba down low.

There's been big dudes who are way too quick to play without a shirt, it's gross.

 

I'm definitely Mr. Never Fouls :mischief

I'm the coach.

 

Of?

If I could call myself anything it would be " Dang it! I should've made that layup guy"

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