September 6, 200719 yr > My Private Part Died Today! > > An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing > Home. > One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. > > Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. > "Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died > Today, and I am very sad." > > Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she > Replied, > "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. > > The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his > "Private Part" hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. > > "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like > That... Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." > > "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that > My > Private Part died." > > "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" > > "Well", he replied, "Today's the viewing." Ok it's not laugh out loud funny, but I still found it humorous.
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