A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lost

the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the

second half of his round-trip air ticket. If he could just get to the

airport he could get himself home.

 

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

 

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to

send the driver money from home, offering his credit card numbers,

his driver's license number and his address but to no avail.

 

The cabbie said, "If you don't have $15, get the hell out of my cab."

So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was

barely in time to catch his flight.

 

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain

his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.

Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the

casino to get a cab back to the airport.

 

Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs,

but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down

on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could

make the guy pay for his lack of charity and he hit on a plan.

 

The businessman got in the first cab in the line. "How much for a ride

to the airport?" he asked.

 

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

 

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"

 

"What?!! Get the hell out of my cab!"

 

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and

asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his

old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much

for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "OK" and off they went.

 

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman

gave a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver.

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lost

the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the

second half of his round-trip air ticket. If he could just get to the

airport he could get himself home.

 

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

 

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to

send the driver money from home, offering his credit card numbers,

his driver's license number and his address but to no avail.

 

The cabbie said, "If you don't have $15, get the hell out of my cab."

So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the airport and was

barely in time to catch his flight.

 

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain

his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big.

Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the

casino to get a cab back to the airport.

 

Well, who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs,

but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down

on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could

make the guy pay for his lack of charity and he hit on a plan.

 

The businessman got in the first cab in the line. "How much for a ride

to the airport?" he asked.

 

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

 

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?"

 

"What?!! Get the hell out of my cab!"

 

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and

asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his

old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much

for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "OK" and off they went.

 

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman

gave a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver.

 

The punch line was funny, but the story to get to it was tedious.

I didnt write it, felt the same way though

Meh

lame