August 9, 200818 yr A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the trooper said. With that, the man's blonde wife leaned toward the window and said, 'Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."
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