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70 ways to keep a woman happy

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There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy

 

One is to take her shopping.

 

The rest is 69.

:o Yup.

WHAT?

 

 

too young to understand

 

 

NO LIKE i mean like waht doea the 69 mean

like take her 69 more times

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

Adorable.

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WHAT?

 

 

too young to understand

 

 

NO LIKE i mean like waht doea the 69 mean

like take her 69 more times

 

sent u a message, hope i explained it to ya.

WHAT?

 

 

too young to understand

 

 

NO LIKE i mean like waht doea the 69 mean

like take her 69 more times

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

Adorable.

 

adorable enough to date?

:thumbup :blush :dork :mischief :hail :flex :prayer

lol

WHAT?

 

 

too young to understand

 

 

NO LIKE i mean like waht doea the 69 mean

like take her 69 more times

 

sent u a message, hope i explained it to ya.

i got it now lol

 

you should post the link with the joke lol

other people might not goet it

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WHAT?

 

 

too young to understand

 

 

NO LIKE i mean like waht doea the 69 mean

like take her 69 more times

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

Adorable.

 

adorable enough to date?

:thumbup :blush :dork :mischief :hail :flex :prayer

lol

 

 

more like a little brother, HAHA

  • Author

WHAT?

 

 

too young to understand

 

 

NO LIKE i mean like waht doea the 69 mean

like take her 69 more times

 

sent u a message, hope i explained it to ya.

i got it now lol

 

you should post the link with the joke lol

other people might not goet it

 

 

no most do get it, the average # of people here have most likely had sex ed class

WHAT?

 

 

too young to understand

 

 

NO LIKE i mean like waht doea the 69 mean

like take her 69 more times

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

Adorable.

 

adorable enough to date?

:thumbup :blush :dork :mischief :hail :flex :prayer

lol

Sure, if I want to go to jail. :p

more like a little brother, HAHA

 

:( :sweating :stare :toilet

i do plenty of adult stuff

like drinking coffe

going to the bank

watching The news

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more like a little brother, HAHA

 

 

:( :sweating :stare :toilet

i do plenty of adult stuff

like drinking coffe

going to the bank

watching The news

 

 

all those things point to one possible thing

 

 

LOSER

 

jk

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so is that a maybe? :cool

 

 

do u want Rachel to become this?

 

 

 

 

ok i dont do any of thoose things

unless

coffe counts as a double chocalate chip frappachino

the news counts as Sports center

and the Bank counts as getting paid to do chores

so is that a maybe? :cool

 

 

do u want Rachel to become this?

 

 

 

 

 

no shes to beautiful to become like taht :blush

and no 1 has to know :shifty

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so is that a maybe? :cool

 

 

do u want Rachel to become this?

 

 

 

 

 

no shes to beautiful to become like taht :blush

and no 1 has to know :shifty

 

 

That's what Mary Kay Lateurnaeu said, then she was found ____ing his ____ in the back of her car. (will never fill in the blanks, i do not want to be banned)

I would have not gotten this joke when I was 13-14. :confused

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damn MP u ruined the joke, thanks for nothing :thumbdown

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damn MP u ruined the joke, thanks for nothing

 

 

SUCK IT UP

 

 

next time just say SUCK IT, fits with the rest of the thread.

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