Fish Dynasty Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.'' ''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.'' ''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 This joke = win Love it, thanks again Dynasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puma Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Haha :lol That is a good one..it's even more funny since I'm Italian myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Phenom Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 :headscratch :unsure :shrugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dim Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 :headscratch :unsure :shrugs Spelling M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I U have to read it closely, but it is LOL material, good job Fish Dynasty, u get a laugh from me, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlins Phenom Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 :headscratch :unsure :shrugs Spelling M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I U have to read it closely, but it is LOL material, good job Fish Dynasty, u get a laugh from me, :notworthy :jerry :lolup :lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ns2003 Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 lol pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMarlinPride Posted September 23, 2008 Share Posted September 23, 2008 LMAO tehe HAHA CHUCKLE CHUCKLE this one is Gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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