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Two Italian Men

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

 

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

 

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

 

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

Haha :lol

 

That is a good one..it's even more funny since I'm Italian myself

:headscratch :unsure :shrugs

 

 

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U have to read it closely, but it is LOL material, good job Fish Dynasty, u get a laugh from me,

:headscratch :unsure :shrugs

 

 

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U have to read it closely, but it is LOL material, good job Fish Dynasty, u get a laugh from me,

:notworthy :jerry :lolup :lol

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