July 17, 20188 yr Rumor has it.... He's suffering from Third Degree Burns and Mish is being looked at for Arson, Attempted Murder, and Trespassing after he also pissed in the writers Cherrios earlier that morning. Each charge carries with it a maximum bonus of 1.5 Million in "Clash of Clans" credits. Witnesses say Mish was appalled at the sight of Splenda and Banana's already being added to the soggy Cherrios. My sources are reporting Howard Eskin pours the Milk First. Mish is an American Hero
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