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Steinbrenner Goes Wild

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but you won't be when Vlad hits 105 homers for the North Brampton Ski Mongrels next season.

 

 

That logo will win them the title for sure.

I Just Bought The North Brampton Ski Mongrels

 

Finally some meaningful dialogue in this godforsaken thread!

 

Have you fired the GM yet today?

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i just recently beat Cashman senseless with a briefcase full of $100s

My sources are telling me that Vlad passed his physical.

 

Which, of course, in that league means he's not eligible.

 

I'm awaiting comfirmation.

 

Any thoughts, Mr. Steinbrenner?

if he isnt eligible for the league, my wiffle ball leage is headed towards to trade deadline and this would be a huge pickup for us

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How much for that wiffle ball league? got any Cubans?

if he isnt eligible for the league, my wiffle ball leage is headed towards to trade deadline and this would be a huge pickup for us

 

I hope you don't try and replace Orestes Destrade with Vlad, you'll lose your whole fan base! :w00t

I Just Bought The North Brampton Ski Mongrels

In a related move, my sources are telling me that Admin Lucchino is looking into the purchase of the South Brampton Fightin' Otters.

 

I'll keep you posted as news develops.

 

My sources are also stating that negotiations between Ramp and Vlad have hit a snag after Vlad demanded the use of BLUE plastic bats, while Ramp will not budge on the official league color of yellow.

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Listen Chashman... uh oh i think hes dead *kicks Cashman* oh dear...

 

*runs*

really?

 

you keep the core together and you can switch out the interchangebale parts

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what an idea right Ramp? im so glad i thought of it...

 

*gets hit by lightining*

what an idea right Ramp? im so glad i thought of it...

 

*gets hit by lightining*

thats why ill be the next boy wonder gm :thumbup

a GM nicknamed Butthead, superb :thumbup

Well, Jim Bowden had a job.

So did Steve Phillips.

ah, you laugh now KJC..... laugh it up......

 

but when you want to become my coffee boy, i may have to turn you down for big hugg

ah, you laugh now KJC..... laugh it up......

 

but when you want to become my coffee boy, i may have to turn you down for big hugg

YES!

 

(reads it again)

 

Hey...wait...

but when you want to become my coffee boy, i may have to turn you down for big hugg

boo

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Ramp, get me some coffee, and for goodness sake bury Cashman before he stains the rug

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