January 3, 200422 yr Two Miami Heat Basketball Players Take an NBA Exam Two Miami Heat basketball players were taking an important NBA exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________." Lamar Odom was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the Commissioner wasn't watching, he tapped Eddie Jones on the shoulder. "Pssst. Eddie. What's the answer to the last question?" Eddie laughed. He looked around to make sure the commissioner hadn't noticed then he turned to Lamar. "Lamar, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yeah," said Lamar. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Eddie Jones' shoulder again, he whispered, "Eddie, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Lamar. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
January 3, 200422 yr and then eminem came in and said "u know what im sayin, how do u, you know what im sayin, spell e i e i o, you know what im sayin? "
January 3, 200422 yr "You are really dumb, Lamar. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O." :lol It actually took me some time to get that part. I had to sing the song and everything, then I was like "ohh...". Sad.
January 3, 200422 yr Author This joke backfired on me, Shaq got injured and the Lakers lost by 2 points to Seattle. :thumbdown :thumbdown :mischief2 :angry :angry So I am going to can all the MH jokes that I had planned.
January 3, 200422 yr This joke backfired on me, Shaq got injured and the Lakers lost by 2 points to Seattle. :thumbdown :thumbdown :mischief2 :angry :angry So I am going to can all the MH jokes that I had planned. :lol :lol :rofl :rofl Serves you right...
January 4, 200422 yr hey, i've seen this one before... although it looked a little different Two Los Angeles Lakers Basketball Players Take an NBA Exam Two Los Angeles Lakers basketball players were taking an important NBA exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________." Shaquille O'Neal was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the Commissioner wasn't watching, he tapped Karl Malone on the shoulder. "Pssst. Karl. What's the answer to the last question?" Karl laughed. He looked around to make sure the commissioner hadn't noticed then he turned to Shaq. "Shaq, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yeah," said Shaq. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Karl Malone's shoulder again, he whispered, "Karl, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Shaq. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."
January 4, 200422 yr Author As long as they keep on scoring, I don't care how dumb they are. Just like MiggysLady says! She is smart! Also do you know that Shaq got his degree from LSU last year and lives in Florida in the off season. :lol Shaq is a internet assisted graduate. The following were at a recent Heat/Knicks game. Can you name them? Photo # 1 Photo # 2
January 4, 200422 yr Author Top is Mandy Moore and Andy Roddick #2 is...A-Rod? Congrats you are correct! Arod is with his wife, Cynthia. :thumbup :thumbup :hat :hat
January 4, 200422 yr Arod is with his wife, Cynthia. For his career net gain so far of probably over 200 million A-Rod can do a lot better than this "Cynthia"
January 5, 200422 yr This joke backfired on me, Shaq got injured and the Lakers lost by 2 points to Seattle. :thumbdown :thumbdown :mischief2 :angry :angry So I am going to can all the MH jokes that I had planned. and then they just got dumped by the CLIPS nice effort Kers
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