January 7, 200422 yr Author Female Comebacks Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
January 7, 200422 yr pride and a $20 will get you some. right pac? depends what city you are in :thumbup
January 7, 200422 yr Female Comebacks Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? :lol :lol :lol that female impersonator one could make a man question his manhood though no KJC or DT, i dont know that for a fact or from experience
January 8, 200422 yr i just thought of a rejection because i was listening to the radio *cues music and reads off paper* "Mr. Big Stuff, who do you think you are? Mr. Big Stuff, your never gonna get my love." thank you
January 8, 200422 yr "Mr. Big Stuff, who do you think you are? Mr. Big Stuff, your never gonna get my love." :lol :lol
January 8, 200422 yr Anybody else seen that commerical for the X Games where the dude goes up to the girl and says "Do you know Karate? Cuz your Body is Kickin."
January 8, 200422 yr Author "Hey babe... Come here Often? *stupid giggle* I Said 'Come' *giggles again*" I heard this one at a party... Some idiot said this to a friend of mine. Of course he was trying to be funny, but my friend was like... *F U*
January 8, 200422 yr Anybody else seen that commerical for the X Games where the dude goes up to the girl and says "Do you know Karate? Cuz your Body is Kickin." yea Shaun White(or whatever his name is) is pretty funny
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